Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups
how will he ever be a good police dog
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
HOLY CRAP BELLY MOVED TO CHICAGO! HELP XEM PAY BILLS!
hi yall! if you’ve been following my journey, you will know that i recently moved to chicago! my expenses have changed a bit, so here’s is an updated list of things i pay for and what you can do to help (hint, it’s buy art!) $400 in rent, $75 in phone bill, $40-70 in groceries, monthly payments on a $1200+ medical bill, $30-120 for adderall ( which I NEED, okay ), and $$$ for college which i will be returning to here in chicago.
to see where my queue is at, please references my #remember tag on my blog! there will be an updated queue on my commissions! i’m working a full time job currently, so time it takes to finish commissions can vary! please be patient, and don’t be afraid to email for updates! i’m always willing to let you know where things are at!
OKAY NOW THAT WE KNOW ALL THAT, WHAT ARE UR PRICES, BELLY? good question, lil friend.
- 1 character - $15
- 2 characters - $30
- 3 characters - $40
- ADDITIONAL CHARACTERS AFTER 3: +$10
- SIMPLE BACKGROUNDS: NO EXTRA CHARGE!
- COMPLICATED BACKGROUNDS: +$5
BUT WHAT WILL YOU DRAW, BELLY??
- ORIGINAL CHARACTERS!
- YOUR FAVORITE KINKS!
- ALL KINKS
- every kink
WOAHH THATS AWESOME. HOW DO I GET IN CONTACT WITH YOU?
easy peasy, friend! just shoot me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org. all commissions will be taken through paypal!
even if you can’t commission, please help spread the word!
so my dog was reunited with his parents today
and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER
you think this is a game, son?
this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck
sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
Round 2 of cosplaying Death at Comic Con! (and the studdly Deadpool dipping me would be the boyfriend).
the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell
TALK .HACK TO ME~ *saxophones in the background*
Now you’re under my control dog. The next target is people
4-week-old Golden Retriever puppies who are all future Leader Dogs for the Blind.
The Queen discussed her dress design with Lord Melbourne, who suggested patronage of struggling English manufacturers rather than the Parisian designers she had been using. The elegant, simple dress designed by the Pre-Raphaelite painter, Willion Dyce of the Government Design School and probably made by Mrs. Bettans, was made of very fine, pale cream silk woven with the Huguenot weavers, such as Samuel Courtauld, of Spitalfiends. The large collar and cuffs were made by lace makers from Honiton in Devon, who had been suffering because of the recent fashion for Brussels lace. Queen Victoria continued to patronize the Honiton lace industry throughout her life.
In a break with tradition, the Queen refused to wear any tiara or coronet, nor any gold or silver woven cloth. Instead, she wore a band of artificial orange blossoms in her hair and a train covered in the same flowers hung from her waist. This was, indeed, not a magisterial outfit, but a simple, well-designet, expensive wedding dress.Deborah Jaffé - Victoria: Her Life, Her People, Her Empire
and it’s simplicity made it perfect to copy.
This little dress ladies and gents is the reason why at almost every single wedding you will ever attend the bride wears white.
The fact that the ALA shared this link is so gloriously bitter and angry and I love it.
Is there a portmanteau for that? Angritter? Bangry?
My library card already gets me multiple “real” books, e-books, audiobooks, magazines and movies per month. For free.
Kindle Unlimited offers nothing from big presses, and no guarantee the authors will get paid fairly for their work. Libraries buy the book up front for a higher price (and a better binding). Kindle Unlimited offers the authors a variable percentage of a as-yet-undetermined-and-unannounced amount of money.
While Amazon touts Kindle Unlimited at “Netflix For Books!” the reality is Netflix signed contracts with everyone whose work they offer so that actors, screen writers, best boys, and the rest of those people get paid for the shows and movies you watch. Amazon does not.
That means your favorite author isn’t being compensated for their time or work. If you love a book series and want to see the next one get published: buy the book or hit the library. Starving authors quit writing because they like eating.
I couldn’t hit the reblog button fast enough.
So much reblog.
All of the reblogs!
But make sure to read this essay about how Amazon is better for writers than for publishers, too.